HEY YOU, STOP LOOKING AT MY COCK!

By ALPHATHOUGHTS

Over the past few weeks, we’ve been working our asses off to launch our new website and products into the market. And can we just say, we’re fucking stoked with our cocks.

We know how hard it can be to find yourself a good quality cock. They come in all kinds of shapes and sizes, and our mates at Badminton (New Zealand/Waikato) struggled to find ones that performed at the highest level. Being the good sort we are, when there’s a problem – we’re gonna solve it. Well yeah…obviously we’re talking about shuttlecocks. If you take one thing away from this ramble, let it be this… CodeAlpha cocks are king.

In 2017, we started designing apparel in the back of something that resembled an old abandoned blood smeared warehouse from a World War Z movie scene. Long before we pulled a name out of a hat and called ourselves CodeAlpha. Just a few young guys giving it a go, putting it all on the line for a dream bigger than making asshole corporate bosses millions of dollars each year. But what started out as just a dream has become reality over the past 2 years – and reality that is way better than what we could have imagined. Through a solid dose of luck and keeping to our self-acclaimed motto ‘doing cool shit with cool people’, we found ourselves designing apparel and gear for all kinds of kick-ass creatives, corporates, start-ups, and in this case – sports.

This led us to badminton – and now releasing our own elite range of shuttlecocks. Trialled and tested, these are up there with some of our best work and we can’t wait to get our cocks out at the upcoming 2020 World Junior Badminton Championships – hosted right here in Gods own Aotearoa.

Badminton is badass. You heard it here first.